| 10 Things You Don't Know About Women
By Jenna Fischer (Pam from The Office!)
1.
If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should
do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves,
you are in big trouble.
2. When you tell us about a
business lunch you had with a woman, it's a good idea to tell us that
she's fat, ugly, old, or a lesbian. Preferably all of them.
3.
PMS is real. It's chemical, and it sucks. If someone told you that
every thirty days you were going to get jacked repeatedly in the nuts,
you'd be pissy around day twenty-six, too.
4. When we
say, "I don't feel connected," the only appropriate response is, "I
feel it, too. Let's go out for a nice dinner and reconnect." Try it.
You will get laid.
5. If you can locate the following items in our home—tape, casserole dish, Christmas ornaments—you will get laid.
6. If you act excited about the bath mat we bought at Target, you will get laid.
7. We really
want to have kids. That is, until you want to have kids. Then: "Hey,
slow down. What about my career? It's my body. I'm not just a
depository for your sperm, you know. Fuck off. Wait, come back. I'm
sorry about that. It's sweet you want to have kids. Let's talk about it
in a year."
8. You know what's really gay? Football.
Instead of watching it, just have sex with another dude once a year.
Get it all out of your system at once.
[Note: You could also substitute football with UFC because we all know how homoerotic that is. This is directed specifically at Kevin and Franky.]
9. We can make a
"celebrity safe list" if you want. But I am way more likely to get
Patrick Dempsey to fuck me in a bathroom than you are to get Lindsay
Lohan to suck you off in your car.
10. Okay, wait. Maybe not Lindsay Lohan. But you know what I mean.
Video version here with all the cast, crew, etc. Mmmm Ryan the Intern.
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| This made me lol way too many times.
>>>Pussycat Dolls as Sims<<<
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| I got into Pharmacy!!! I am beyond happy right now.
All of my hard work this year acutally paid off. A whole lot of hoping and wishing couldn't have hurt either.
I actually can't wait until school starts in September. =)
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| I'm holding on the rope
Got me ten feet off the ground
I'm hearing what you say
But I just can't make a sound
You tell me that you need me
Then you go and cut me down
But wait,
You tell me that you're sorry
Didn't think I'd turn around
And say
That it's too late to apologize
It's too late
Said it's too late to apologize
It's too late
I took another chance
Took a fall, took a shot for you
I need you like a heart needs a beat
It's nothing new, yea
I loved you with a fire red
Now it's turning blue
You say
Sorry like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...
It's too late to apologize
It's too late
Said it's too late to apologize
It's too late
It's too late to apologize
It's too late
Said it's too late to apologize
It's too late
Said it's too late to apologize
It's too late
Said it's too late to apologize
It's too late
Holding on the rope
Got me ten feet off the ground
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| Sooo....it turns out the TTC is on strike........
I am 1 out of 800,000 who rely on the TTC.
I feel bad for the people who don't know and stand at the bus stop naively waiting.
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